brogre:

Shrek came out on the 22nd of April, do you know what else happens on the 22nd of April? Earth day! And what does the Earth have? Layers! Can atheists explain this?? HA, NO

Shrekmate, nonbelievers!

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fleurdelunaa:

hello my name is fleur, and this is my apartment

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X-Files Pins by GhostofJupiter 


mina yr pins!!

X-Files Pins by GhostofJupiter 

mina yr pins!!

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ladyremus:

that being said, can gillian anderson and gina torres star in a middle-aged-person rom com together

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safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

(Source: communistbakery)

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

irl granny punx

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assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

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one of my coworkers set me up with a friend of theirs and I feel bad cause I’ve talked to him a bit and am not super stoked to hang out but didn’t wanna be rude when he asked if I wanted to get food with him today and everything is uncomfortable!!!!!

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cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

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slayboybunny:

A mystery we may never solve

slayboybunny:

A mystery we may never solve

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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working on a new shirt with a perfect fabric from a pillowcase I got at goodwill today!!

working on a new shirt with a perfect fabric from a pillowcase I got at goodwill today!!

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paintdeath:

Marina Abramovic - Impoderabilia (1977)

paintdeath:

Marina Abramovic - Impoderabilia (1977)

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goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

(Source: australian-government)

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(Source: greenwichpips)

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